Hey Small Businesses!
Tired of paying outrageous prices for mediocre advertising?
Sick of your cable commercial being ridiculed for the joke that it is?
Yearning for that original, eyecatching ad that will propel your business into the big leagues?
Then look no further! Let Well I Am, La Productions produce your next commercial! With our staff of highly trained, monstrously creative, and severly underpaid professionals, we will bring you a commercial sure to become a part of the Worldwide Pop Culture Lexicon! What's more, we'll bring it to you at a fraction of what the competition charges!*
Rule the late night advertising world!
"I'm so very happy with what the exceptional team at 'Well I Am, La Productions' has done for me. Before, I just had a lame ass cable commercial that no one ever watched. But now with the commercial they made for me, I have more business than I know what to do with. I'm even thinking of expanding! A commercial made by 'Well I Am, La' is 41% more effective than using the Yellow Pages."
---- Joe, owner of 'Joe's Suit Warehouse'
Go see what Joe's raving about, the commercial that turned his business around!
* Small Print: Well I Am, La Productions assumes complete control of entire production, from conception to finished product. This means we write the scripts, and get to say whatever we fookin like. Every commercial must use the immense spokesperson talents of Noel and Liam Gallagher. Disco Dan the Alien Man cannot be used in any outside advertising due to contractual obligations, unless you offer him lots and lots and lots of money and other er, perks. But believe us, you're better off just using Noel and Liam. Trust us.